A Worn Wiper

http://www.challies.com/archives/general-news/personal/a-worn-wiper.php
Tim:

I laughed out loud. Great humor a-la Dave Barry (I hope you don't mind the comparison....). Thanks for the pick-me-up.

And if you've never heard it, the prank call with the guy telling the poor little girl her windshield wiper fluid is low is pure genius and all-too-true for some of us.